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Critique O Matic by `Cannibal-Cartoonist. This deviation was suggested to me by lots of people within hours of it being uploaded, and it's not hard to see why! :D Here are a few comments from the suggestors: "this particular deviation was far too genius to pass up" <-SofiaERamirez "such a funny flash deviation and it actually might prove to be useful for the deviants that are uncapable of writing critiques due to their limited knowledge of the english language. Overall, a very funny and amsuing deviation." <- xpedr0 "Just can't find the words to describe that amazing deviation? Things just got easier." <-summerkist ( Featured by `Gashu-Monsata )
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~KatieCorrine Apr 8, 2013  Student Artist
Great except for the fact that you used flash and made it impossible to use n Mac based operating systems ... Don't get it.
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`Cannibal-Cartoonist Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who the heck uses Mac? :lmao:
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:iconkatiecorrine:
~KatieCorrine May 5, 2013  Student Artist
I don't know I converted my toshiba laptop unsuccessfully to snow leopard but lots of people do I guess. I don't.
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~Jakeukalane Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
more people that you think.
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`Cannibal-Cartoonist Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No way. SO gross.
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~Jakeukalane Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and linux. :D
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:iconateo88:
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`Cannibal-Cartoonist Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks man.
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~Ryotsu-san Mar 3, 2013  Student Filmographer
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`Cannibal-Cartoonist Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks!
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