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The first rule of comedy is to write what you know about.
What do you think? Up to the scathingly high expectations of a University magazine?
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:iconlocal-juggernaut:
local-juggernaut Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010  Student
So much win it burns.

What was the math joke? I suck at maths -cries-
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
#1 (1^1)

One times one to the power of one is still one. I told you it wasn't very good.
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:iconlocal-juggernaut:
local-juggernaut Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Student
Pfffft :XD:

Nice try <3
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:iconplaguejester:
PlagueJester Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
Oh man, I loved it.

But you're right, I'm laughing at you for that math joke. It was terrible.

.:: waves as your credibility runs off into the sunset ::.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:cries:
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:iconcoldra:
ColDra Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
That is probably the most awesomest thing I've seen today. :D
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Aww shucks.
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:iconcoldra:
ColDra Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
;)
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:iconzombiegirl6:
ZombieGirl6 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Student General Artist
lmfao! this is hilarious :D
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconzombiegirl6:
ZombieGirl6 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Student General Artist
:D
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:icongregorthegruesome:
GregorTheGruesome Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
I found this so hilarious!:D
Most be the most complicated explanetion to something really simple I've ever seen:XD:
I didn't even know it was possible to relate such things as soup to computer termonology:D
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Everything is connected, in a great universal nerdiness.
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:icongregorthegruesome:
GregorTheGruesome Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
And the wise one has spoken:worship:
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:iconnickch87:
NickCh87 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Student
lol I add a bit of garlic, oregano and some shredded cheese to my cup-a-noodles, adds a bit of flavor :)
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
You might as well just cook a proper meal!
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:iconnickch87:
NickCh87 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Student
but when you don't want to take the time to cook a full meal and you have a crap load of cup-a-noodles bought on sale for cheap...

XD whenever I eat them it reminds me of Cowboy BeBop
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:iconblue-koi:
Blue-Koi Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010
The cup noodles I used to eat had vegetable files pre-installed, but I didn't like them so I deleted them.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Sounds like a lot of work. Reformating takes ages.
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Student General Artist
AHAHAHAHA.....I love it...
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Cheers.
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:iconpsychoboss:
PsychoBoss Featured By Owner May 25, 2010  Student General Artist
Awesome.
Personally, I think they should install more meat data fragments in the Cup Program.
Ooooh. So you're not supposed to consume the Desktop wallpaper? So that's what I've been doing wrong.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Its a rough world.
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:iconbigkyle992:
bigkyle992 Featured By Owner May 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Funny dude.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconthemadmulatto:
TheMadMulatto Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2010
FUNNY! Funny as hell! :laughing:
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:bow:
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:iconyou-were-snarked:
You-Were-Snarked Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010
Pfft. I laughed and flailed my arms from this. Quite funny. 'Tis comedy gold.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconadmiral-squee:
admiral-squee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
Nerdtastically delicious! You, friend, are clever!

I melted a plate trying to make hot pockets once...
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
And I may have to remember that for a future comic! ;)
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:iconadmiral-squee:
admiral-squee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
Awesome.
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:icondoubtingthomas:
doubtingthomas Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010  Hobbyist
These are good, a definite step up from U'n'I. The concept of a kilobyte of potato, particularly, made me smile.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Reeeaally?
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:icondoubtingthomas:
doubtingthomas Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010  Hobbyist
Yeah! They're honestly good. I think the principal gag idea could wear itself out over time, like any, but it's good for a fair few more episodes.
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TheRainbowSquid Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love this :love: the ramen instructions are my favorite.


also: hdsfjkmhdsahfYOU REMEMBER SCANNERZ, TOO!
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I never owned one - my bro did.
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:icondisturbed-sanctuary:
Disturbed-Sanctuary Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Really funny. Are you going to do more?

And is the canned chip can bleeding?
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Canned chips always bleed.
If the magazine like it, I'll probably make enough to have them run weekly for a few months.
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:icondisturbed-sanctuary:
Disturbed-Sanctuary Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
Awesome.

And I've never noticed canned chips bleeding before.
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:iconweregnome:
Weregnome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Thats pretty good m8. The paper you draw for, is it for the whhole campus or a section of the campus?
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I guess the whole thing?
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:iconweregnome:
Weregnome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
ah ok. I was just curious tis all, as the university I attend has a whole uni one and I think law and engineering ahev their own as well.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
The snobs!
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:iconweregnome:
Weregnome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
yeah well thats engineering and law for you...
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:iconpamelahoward2009:
pamelahoward2009 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This wins, so much
Now I want Pringles, so bad
And I suggest a geek's sex guide, so do et :meow:
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Over half of University students don't have sex in their first year. It may not be a good idea to change that.
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:iconall-these-kiwis:
All-These-Kiwis Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
If you ask me, I think the vegetable data fragments are unnecessary. We need the whole file.
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:iconcannibal-cartoonist:
Cannibal-Cartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I'll pass, personally.
As a cannibal I prefer bacon shavings.
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:iconall-these-kiwis:
All-These-Kiwis Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
:s
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